Moving to Israel...

Yesterday my parents and my eighty year old grandma told me that they were going to move to Israel (separately) within the year.

Grandma told me she doesnt speak the language of anyone in her building now (she lives in Miami - or as I like to call it the Northern Republic of Cuba), so might as well move to another place where she doesnt speak the language. She plans of moving to a retirement community in Herzeliah. She can barely move around her apartment I have no clue how she is gonna move across the ocean. She also wants to give me all her stuff.... I guess I am going to be selling a lot of stuff in Ebay in the coming months.

My parents said they are moving to Ma'aleh Adumim, a city just north of Jerusalem. I have been there a few times and it is a nice place. My parents have been "moving" to Israel for years. I dont know why this is any different, aside for the fact that my dad is really starting to hate the neighborhood (NMB). It has become very ''black hat." My dad thinks its all very fake. I would probably put money of the fact that grandma is gonna go to Israel first.