PSA - please shower before flight...

I am sitting in the Orlando airport waiting for my friend to pick me up. I just arrived from NY and he is driving up from Miami - but he left from work so I am camping here in the airport which is more like a hotel lobby for the next three hours (I usually would not do this but he is paying for my trip!. (MCO has a Hyatt in the middle of the airport). I am a pretty good traveller and I usually have no problems on flights until today. I was sitting in the middle of the exit row, I don't mind sitting in the middle if I am in the exit row BUT the guy sitting to my left (next to the window) had a stench that could kill birds. It was a stench that would paralyze you. He was wearing a yarmulke and I really wanted to tell him that he is giving Jews a bad name with his odor. Most normal humans take at least one shower a day. I have even met people (very rare) who take showers every two days, but, there should be a law that if you are going on a plane you must shower before the flight. It was terrible. He fell asleep and started drooping over into my seat when he could have leaned on the window! Thus, I was forced to practically sit on the lap of the guy to my right. (He was cute - I didn't mind ;) and he bought me a drink!) I am assuming the stench reached him as well. I really could have used a gas mask. This is a PSA (public service announcement). IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO BOARD A PLANE, AS A COURTESY FOR THE OTHER PASSENGERS ON BOARD - PLEASE SHOWER BEFOREHAND!!!!