Proposal

Yesterday, an Israeli friend of mine called me up and asked me for a "small favor." He claimed that his business visa had expired and wanted to know if I would marry him for a green card and he would compensate me greatly. I asked him what's in it for me? He told me he would pay me whatever I want. So I told him my rate is $200,000.00. He then told me the going rate is between $5,000 - $10,000. I told him it costs between $10,000 - $14,000 for a green card the legal way. He tried to convince me that everyone does it and it's no big deal. I told him thanks but no thanks. I told him you are welcome in this country; just come in through the door not the window. He asked me to ask any of my friends if they would be interested, as if I am gonna pimp out my friends for a green card.

Delusional Jewish Democrats

Don't forget this picture when you vote for Hilary tomorrw. It doesn't mean you should vote for B. Hussain Obama either.